Neil Morrissey
Bob / Roley / Lofty / Farmer Pickles / Drummer / Scruffty (voice)
Elton John
John (voice)
Noddy Holder
Banger (voice)
Chris Evans
Lennie Lazenby (voice)
Stephen Tompkinson
Tom / Pogo (voice)
Kate Harbour
Various (voice)
Maria Darling
Scoot / Reporters (voice)
Alison Steadman
Mayoress Bunty Ferguson (voice)
Rob Rackstraw
