米契連番失業又被女友給甩了，好友的老爸需要一顆心臟，不幸他們卻遇上愛錢的爛醫生，為了這筆錢，米契兩人幹起下流勾當，只要顧客要求，保證包君滿意。
Norm Macdonald
Mitch
Artie Lange
Sam
Jack Warden
Pops
Traylor Howard
Kathy
Christopher McDonald
Travis Cole
Chevy Chase
Dr. Farthing
Don Rickles
Hamilton
Polly Shannon
Toni-Ann
David Koechner
Anton Phillips
Rebecca Romijn
Bearded Lady
Gary Coleman
Ken Norton
Bradley Reid
Mitch (at 8 Years Old)
Matt Steinberg
Mitch (at 16 years old)
