Bo•韦斯特想洗清他不公正的名声，于是他和他的男仆辛普森一起加入了外籍军团。但他们被派往的堡垒里挤满了古怪的退伍军人，当地人也在酝酿麻烦。Bo不知道，他的爱人已伪装跟随他。
Phil Silvers
Sergeant Ernie Nocker
Kenneth Williams
Commandant Maximilian Burger
Jim Dale
Bo West
Charles Hawtrey
Captain Gerrard Le Pice
Joan Sims
Zig-Zig
Angela Douglas
Lady Jane Ponsonby
Peter Butterworth
Simpson
Bernard Bresslaw
Sheikh Abdul Abulbul
Anita Harris
Corktip
John Bluthal
Corporal Clotski
William Mervyn
Sir Cyril Ponsonby
Peter Gilmore
Captain Humphrey Bagshaw
Julian Holloway
Ticket Collector
Larry Taylor
Riff
