赫胥黎大学的新任校长昆西·亚当斯·瓦格斯特夫，阴差阳错地雇佣了乌龙二人组巴拉维利和平基，以帮助他的学校在与对手达尔文大学的重要足球赛中取胜。
Groucho Marx
Professor Wagstaff
Harpo Marx
Pinky
Chico Marx
Baravelli
Zeppo Marx
Frank Wagstaff
Thelma Todd
Connie Bailey
David Landau
Jennings
Bobby Barber
Speakeasy Patron (uncredited)
Reginald Barlow
Retiring Collage President (uncredited)
Vince Barnett
Sheila Bromley
Wagstaff's Receptionist (uncredited)
E.H. Calvert
Professor in Wagstaff's Study (uncredited)
Edgar Dearing
Speakeasy Bartender (uncredited)
Robert Greig
Biology Professor (uncredited)
Theresa Harris
Laura (uncredited)
