David Paige
Dick / Cult Member (as Dave Paige)
Adam Malamut
Adam
Laura Glascott
Emily / Cult Member
Loren Mash
Sally
Brie Bouslaugh
Debbie
Joe Mande
Joe
Curt Croner
Yeti / Police Officer
Eric Gosselin
Sex Piss / Crappy Cult Member
Leo Boivin
Raymond
Mark Wahlberg
Priest
Noah Wolf
Sloppy Poppy
Adam Deyoe
Old Man / Cult Member
Adam Balivet
Tentacle Boy (as Adam Balevet)
Forrest Borie
Team B Leader
