Sal Mazzotta
Frankie the Squirrel / James Patullo
David Proval
Lucky Smith (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")
Anne McDaniels
Misty (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")
Abe Vigoda
Uncle Morty (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")
Johnny Williams
Tanner (segment "Frankie the Squirrel") (as Johnny 'Roastbeef' Williams)
Chuck Astoria
Rocco (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")
Linda Axelrod
Belle (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")
William DaRuffa
Nicky (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")
Kelly Dansky
Kaye (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")
Richard Hidlebird
Reggie (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")
Matt Storm
Bruno (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")
Justin Guarini
Keith (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")
Michelle Gracie
Woman at Roulette Table (segment "Frankie the Squirrel") (as Michelle Graci)
L.K. Brown
Man at Roulette Table (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")
