Steve-O
Satan / Stingray / Steve-O Doll / Self
Preston Lacy
Big Fat Party Guy / XXXL / Before / Michael Moore / Ogre / Preston Lacy Doll / Mrs. Smith
Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña
My Little Buddy / Wee-Man Doll / Cricket / Mobutu
Chris Pontius
Jesus
Clifton Collins Jr.
Tijuana Cop 1 / Minion / Miranda
Jacob Vargas
Tijuana Cop 2 / Announcer / Charlotte
Dian Bachar
Gregg / Luigi / Cathy Ace / Joshua Benson / Other Fly / Stranger
Lee Majors
Dr. Lakin / Announcer / Lieutenant / Six Million Year Old Man / Cowboy
Sam Macaroni
Chad / Kid / Dick Weston Fernandez / Jeffry Sutton / Dealer / T-Rex
Jason Mewes
Carrie
Judd Nelson
Fear Factor Host / Self
Danny Trejo
Crow
Dimitry Elyashkevich
Jackoff Smirnoff / Ace Glover
Tony Cox
Stubbs
