Rob Schneider
Gus
David Spade
Richie
Jon Heder
Clark
Molly Sims
Liz
Jon Lovitz
Mel
Amaury Nolasco
Carlos
Tim Meadows
Wayne
Nick Swardson
Howie
Erinn Bartlett
Salad Girl / Sarah
Craig Kilborn
Jerry
John Farley
Swimmer Boy
Bill Romanowski
Karl
Matt Weinberg
Kyle
Reggie Jackson
Self
