Leslie Nielsen
Richard 'Dick' Dix
Alexandra Kamp
Dr. Uschi Künstler
Verona Pooth
Yetta Pussel
Ophélie Winter
Cassandra Menage
Ezio Greggio
Capt. Valentino Di Pasquale
Peter Egan
Dr. Griffin Pratt
Damien Masson
Mr. President
Pierre Edwards
Lt. Bradford Shitzu
David Fox
Osgood
Sam Stone
Halverson
Tommy Schnurmacher
Conductor
Teresa Barnwell
Mrs. President
Michele Scarabelli
Opera House Security Guard
Una Kay
Oona Hottenlocker-Wickernuts
