Leslie Nielsen
Dick Steele
Nicollette Sheridan
Veronique Ukrinsky
Charles Durning
The Director
Marcia Gay Harden
Miss Cheevus
Barry Bostwick
Norman Coleman
Andy Griffith
General Rancor
Stephanie Romanov
Victoria / Barbara Dahl
Talisa Soto
Desiree More
Robert Guillaume
Agent Steve Bishop
Carl Ciarfalio
Thug #1
Keith Campbell
Thug #2
Esau McKnight
Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone
Taylor Negron
Painter
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Himself
