Bob Hope
Thomas J. 'Tom' Meade
Elke Sommer
Didi
Marjorie Lord
Mrs. Martha Meade
Phyllis Diller
Lily
Cesare Danova
Pepe Pepponi
Joyce Jameson
Switchboard Operator
Norman Leavitt
Titus Zeale
Terry Burnham
Doris Meade
Kevin Burchett
Larry Meade
Kelly Thordsen
Detective Shawn Regan
Benny Baker
Lt. Schwartz
Walter Mathews
Stagehand
