Seth Roman Witucki
Gibson
Keith Anthony Sciacca
Cage
Lloyd Kaufman
Catholic Clown Girl #1
Rich Evans
Willyson (voice)
Ryan Joseph Mauer
Mayor Babbage
Austin Rogers
Al
Timothy Banfield
Sharona (voice)
Stephanie Michelle Gurnoe
Liz Bixby
Joe Sbar
Tinfoil Andre
Michael A. Dotson
Officer Jablowski
Elizabeth D'Ambrosio
Catholic Clown Girl #2
Pete Accetturo
News Anchor
Michelle K. Sibbald
Officer Finkleburn
Robert Joseph Quinn
Morty Morgenstern
