Jim Mackey
John Q. Cynicle / Amazing Cynicalman
Suzanne Baumann
Lizard Girl
Terence Lee Cover
Antisocialman
Andrea Toth-Salamon
Edie Haskell
Bugsy Davis
Mr. Know-It-All
Pete Trudgeon
Captain Videotape
Sean Bieri
Lone Shark
Megan Laesch
Psycho Woman
Aaron Trudgeon
Professor Quidley
Scott McCloud
Board Man (voice)
Noah McMullen
Spud
Natalie Miller
Ernie
Michael Marcus
Dr. Pweent
Michelangelo Cicerone
Bernie (Acme Temp Guy)
