Kristen Bell
Mary Lane
Christian Campbell
Jimmy Harper
Neve Campbell
Miss Poppy
Alan Cumming
Lecturer / Goat-Man / FDR
Ana Gasteyer
Mae Coleman
John Kassir
Ralph Wiley / Uncle Sam
Amy Spanger
Sally DeBains / Statue of Liberty
Christine Lakin
Joan of Arc / Female Dancer
Lynda Boyd
Mrs. Deirdre Greevey
Robert Torti
Jesus
Steven Weber
Jack Stone / George Washington
Kevin McNulty
Mayor Harris MacDonald
Stephen E. Miller
Mr. Paul Kochinski
Robert Clarke
Principal Poindexter Short
