Joe Piscopo
Self / Joey / DeNiro / Various Roles
Steven R. Bannister
Cyclops / Steve the attendant
Steven Lambert
Ninja Swordsman
George Wallace
Oprah Winfrey
Keenen Ivory Wayans
Ray the Boxer
Sam Butera
John Matuszak
Self
Jay Thomas
Announcer
India Allen
What Hath God Roth? Girl
Cynthia Brimhall
Roxanne Kernohan
Peggy Kubena
Pam Matteson
Madonna
Tom Harmon
