Dan Cortese
John
Virginia Madsen
Traci
Brooke Shields
Kate
Maria Pitillo
Vicki
Johnathon Schaech
Matt
D. B. Sweeney
Tony
Stephanie Venditto
Janet
Jon Polito
Naldo (as John Polito)
Drew Pinsky
Himself
Adam Carolla
Dean Biasucia
New Man
Bo Eason
Salesman
Michael Fino
Waiter
Andy Kreiss
Tweedle Dee
