Woody Allen
Victor / Fabrizio / The Fool / Sperm
John Carradine
Dr. Bernardo
Lou Jacobi
Sam Musgrave
Louise Lasser
Gina
Anthony Quayle
The King
Tony Randall
The Operator
Lynn Redgrave
Queen
Burt Reynolds
Switchboard
Gene Wilder
Dr. Doug Ross
Jack Barry
Himself
Elaine Giftos
Mrs. Ross
Toni Holt
Herself
Robert Q. Lewis
Heather MacRae
Helen
