Mike McNamara
Abe Stagsen / President Abe / Bartender
Cecilee Von Rhea
Tina #1 / Tina #2
Kylan Conroy
Shannon
Jeff Garretson
Alpha Punk
Joe Mastrino
Creepy Punk
James Hatten
Huge Punk
David Stobbe
Abe Stand-In
Dan Flannery
Congressman
Jennifer Jelsema
Jeanette
Victor Holstein
Doctor
Jennefer Folsom
Talk-Show Host
Harold Dennis
Talk-Show Guest #1
Patrick Zielinski
Talk-Show Guest #2
Puja Mohindra
Clone Spokesperson
