Kevin Smith
Narrator / Larkin Eve
Jason Mewes
Wes Jameson
Brian O'Halloran
Elis Heimermann
Marilyn Ghigliotti
Ali Thomlyn
Matthew Postlethwaite
Walt Flanagan
Scott Schiaffo
Don Smith
Ernest O'Donnell
Sergeant Svenning
Christopher Downie
Mr. Connolly / Shemp Kevin
Chris Bain
Jason Mewes / Jay
Jake Richardson
Party Marty
Harry Partridge
Usher (voice)
James D. Rolfe
Leonard James Nash
Bryan Johnson
Comic Book Horndog
Kyle Hebert
Kay Theater Announcer (voice)
