Chris Landreth
Charles
John R. Dilworth
Himself
Don McKellar
The Host (voice)
Ron Pardo
The Announcer / Dick Van Dyke (voice)
Patrice Goodman
Yoko Ono (voice)
Ray Landry
William S. Burroughs (voice)
Tony Daniels
James Joyce / H.P. Lovecraft (voice)
Athena Karkanis
The Babysitter (voice)
Dwayne Hill
Salvador Dali (voice)
