Nigel Planer
Neil
Jackie Earle Haley
Rip
Robert Bundy
Todd
Shari Shattuck
Heather
Kristi Somers
Angelica
Bob Newhart
Self (uncredited)
Charles Bouvier
Phil
Julie Brown
Hamster/Phone
Lee Garlington
Robin/Myriam
Donald Gibb
Granny/Mugger
Mike Hagerty
Cruller/Harold
Rick Lenz
Norm
Bo Sharon
Timmy
Time Winters
Hitler/Sound Effects Guy
