David Howard Thornton
The Mean One
Krystle Martin
Cindy
Chase Mullins
Officer Burke
John Bigham
Doc
Erik Baker
Sheriff Hooper
Amy Schumacher
Mayor McBean
Flip Kobler
Lou
Christopher Sanders
Narrator (voice)
Stephanie Bates
Stephanie
Robert DiTillio
Don
Rachel Winfree
Bartender
Jessie Holder Tourtellotte
Anchorwoman
Allyson Sereboff
Nurse
Saphina Chanadet
Young Cindy
