James Cosmo
George Bergeron
Julie Hagerty
Hazel Bergeron
Armie Hammer
Harrison Bergeron
Patricia Clarkson
Narrator
James C. Burns
Lead HG Man
Yuris Skujins
Stuttering TV Anchor
David Healy
Replacement TV Anchor
Alina Faye
Lead Ballerina
Beckie King
'Prima' Ballerina
Tammy Bruce
Diana Moon Glampers
