John Oates
Himself
Thomas Lyons
Dave Bertman
Craig Shoemaker
Narrator
Heather Sossaman
Gina Marie
Chris Dollard
Gizmo Gouda
Kelly Perine
Skip
Michelle Stafford
Ex-Wife Jessica
Dale Midkiff
Doug
Sharon Amos
Stephanie
Brooke Hasalton
Debater Judith
Domenick Dicce
Nervous Dater
Steve Hytner
Hack Murphy
Alex Rodruquez
Matt - Stoner #2
Tim Bagley
Rusty Polten
