Artie Lange
Artie DeVanzo
Ralph Macchio
Maz
Cara Buono
Linda
Anthony DeSando
Dennis Mangenelli
Jimmy Palumbo
Johnny Trinno
Joe Lo Truglio
Dave
Jerry Minor
Tim
Seymour Cassel
Dirt
Michael Deeg
Alfonse
Elizabeth Regen
Gina
Maddie Corman
Marilyn
Daniel Tay
Max
Louis Lombardi
Police Chief Gugliamino
Laurie Metcalf
Artie's Mom
