Vic Reeves
Jim
Bob Mortimer
Bob
Simon Day
Slow PC (as Tommy Cockles)
Brendan O'Sullivan
Slow Burglar
Wilfred Harrison
Jim's Father
Russell Dennett
Electric Russell
Paul Whitehouse
Spencer Pedal
Phil Oakey
Specialist Meat Seller
David Boyce
Alien leader
Richard Ashton
Tall Alien
Colin Burgess
Short Alien
Ina Clough
Seepage Seller
Harry Betty
Boiled Onion Seller
Louise Yates
Receptionist
