Art Carney
Ernie Pandash
Leslie Nielsen
Eddie Kirkley
Katharine Bard
Pat Pandish
Jack Klugman
Max Salter
Bonita Granville
Mrs. Kirkley
Jiří Voskovec
Steve Pandish
Alexander Scourby
Harvey Diedrich
David White
Freddie Henderson
Micky Dolenz
Melvin
Eddie Ryder
Julius
John Conwell
Kirkley's Associate
Martha Wentworth
Mrs. Cowznoski
Dyan Cannon
Gloria
Burt Reynolds
The Actor
