Kathy Ireland
Jessica Luvintryst
Robert Mitchum
Marshal
Telly Savalas
Most Evil Man (Not Really)
Shelley Winters
The Good Lieutenant
Josh Mosby
Jeremy
Mary McCormack
Sarah
J. Christian Ingvordsen
Tom Tobias A.K.A. Ted Levis
Jeffrey Howard
Coroner / Genie Voice
Michele Miller
Katie
Marissa Copeland
Angela
Tracy Douglas
Colleen
Laine Valentino
Herzoner the Mayor
Edie Falco
Mom
Jody O'Neil
Dispatcher
