John Cusack
Hoops McCann
Demi Moore
Cassandra
Curtis Armstrong
Ack Ack Raymond
William Hickey
Old Man Beckersted
Joe Flaherty
General Raymond
Tom Villard
Clay Stork
Billie Bird
Grandma
John Matuszak
Stain
Mark Metcalf
Aguilla Beckersted
Kimberly Foster
Cookie Cambell
Joel Murray
George Calamari
Matt Mulhern
Teddy Beckersted
Rich Little
Disc Jockey
Bobcat Goldthwait
Egg Stork
