Elliott Gould
Casey Frank
Carol Kane
Barbara Dent
Hamilton Camp
Undercrawl
Rae Dawn Chong
Circe Lafemme
Bill Macy
Pop Gumm
Charles Gray
Mr. Dent
Howard Cosell
Ernie / Narrator
Bob Uecker
Joe
Shelley Duvall
Host
Murphy Dunne
Smiley
Mina Kolb
Widow Bleacher
Beans Morocco
Charlie
Tim Haldeman
Georgie
Warren Berlinger
Marty Williams
