Phil Cornwell
John Sessions
Ronni Ancona
Harry Enfield
Narrator (voice) (uncredited)
Saleh Chaudhri
Mr. Chundri
Zoofishan Chaudhri
Mrs. Chundri
Sandra Cush
Sally
Carl Dalby
Casino Card Player
Guy Green
Tourist
Rachel Harrowell
Tasha
Dave Haskell
Milkman
Chick Pea
Policewoman
Chickpea
Sophie Rix
Papergirl
