Joe Flaherty
Host
John Candy
Howard Jensen (segment "Cursed With Charisma")
Sheila McCarthy
Ellie Hutchins (segment "Cursed With Charisma")
Christopher Januszczak
Jimmy Hutchins (segment "Cursed With Charisma")
Don Lake
Hugh Mullins (segment "Cursed With Charisma")
Wayne Robson
Jeter (segment "Cursed With Charisma")
Shirley Douglas
Edna Besley (segment "Cursed With Charisma")
Patricia Hamilton
Assessor (segment "Cursed With Charisma")
Eric Keenleyside
Alien #1 (segment "Cursed With Charisma")
Clifton Maslen
Alien #2 (segment "Cursed With Charisma")
Catherine O'Hara
Theresa Sharpe (segment "I'll Die Loving")
John Hemphill
Mervis Jutt (segment "I'll Die Loving")
Jayne Eastwood
Mother Superior (segment "I'll Die Loving")
Paul Soles
Professor Tistaert (segment "I'll Die Loving")
