Eugene Troobnick
Harvey Middleman (as Gene Troobnick)
Hermione Gingold
Mrs. Koogleman
Patricia Harty
Lois
Arlene Golonka
Harriet
Will Mackenzie
Dinny
Ruth Jaroslow
The Mother
Charles Durning
Dooley
Peter Carew
Barratta
Stanley Myron Handelman
Mookey
Trudy Bordoff
Cindy
Neil Rouda
Richie
Gigi Chevalier
Comet Receptionist
Stacy Graham
Librarian
Maurice Shrog
Mr. Koogleman
