Amanda Flowers
Claudia Merryweather
Aurelio Voltaire
Verum the LoveSick Butler
Schoolly D
The President of the United States
Kansas Bowling
Nancy the Demon Cheerleader
Jurgen Azazel Munster
Dr. Orbert Wescraft
Lloyd Kaufman
The Chief of Police
Mister Lobo
Narrator / The Author
Savvy Jaye
Dancer
Brenda Marie Dunn
The Undead Bride
Elizabeth D'Ambrosio
Maude East
John Patrick Brennan
Bacon Cheeseburger
Alan Merrill
Alan Merryweather
Sara Kaiser
Yolpie Malone
Mickala McFarlane
Mickala Lightning
