Jesse Ventura
Abraxas
Sven-Ole Thorsen
Secundus
Damian Lee
Dar
Jerry Levitan
Hite
Marjorie Bransfield
Sonia Murray
Ken Quinn
Carl
Marilyn Lightstone
Abraxas' Answer Box (voice)
Moses Znaimer
Secundus' Answer Box (voice)
Robert Nasmith
Sonia's Father
Kris Michaels
Sonia's Mother
Layne Coleman
Registry Clerk
Francis Mitchell
Tommy Murray
Sonja Belliveau
Doctor
Jim Belushi
Principal Latimer
