Kathy Ireland
Wanda Saknussemm
William R. Moses
Guten 'Gus' Edway
Don Michael Paul
Robbie
Thom Mathews
Charmin'
Simon Poland
Consul Triton Crassus / The Mailman
Linda Kerridge
Roeyis Freki / Auntie Pearl
Deep Roy
Mambino
Jeff Celentano
Tola (as Jeff Weston)
Richard Haines
Prof. Arnold Saknussemm
Christian Andrews
Brick Bardo
Lynda Marshall
Fat Lady
Greg Latter
Security Officer
Denis Smith
Anchorman
Janie du Plessis
General Rykov / Shank / Claims Officer
