Bob Hope
Henry Dimsdale
Phyllis Diller
Golda
Jonathan Winters
Sgt. Jasper Lynch / Jasper's Mother
Shirley Eaton
Ellie Barton
Jill St. John
Monica
Stacey Gregg
Linda (as Stacey Maxwell)
Kevin Brodie
Steve
Glenn Gilger
Andy
Avis Hope
Dana
Debi Storm
Lois
Michael Freeman
Mark
Austin Willis
Mr. Pomeroy
Peter Leeds
Marty
Robert Hope
Mike
