Duke Ross
Straw-Hat Sam/Kylie Kritter
Victor Acosta
Bucket
Jennica Anusua
Birdie
Rahul Barkley
Dennis
Jackson Rees
Toothy Timmy/Gamblin' Gary
Rain Tanner
Margaret
Emerson Peery
Mei Mei/Dale Martin
Tommy Chong
Bert, The Sword Salesman
Kanye East
God
Matthew Hartman
Miss Whoop-Whoop
Dustin Freeman
Rudy Riddle
Kirby Dorsey
Kitty Kritter
Riley Mortenson
Katie
Jared Palmer
Clerk
