Peter Facinelli
Simon
Joaquim de Almeida
Hugo
Michelle Visage
Liv
Jordan Hinson
Scheana
Zack Gottsagen
Nolan
Kimberley Crossman
Harlowe
Richard Lippert
Announcer (voice)
Luenell
God
Julie Goldman
Charlie
Rachelle Carson-Begley
Gail
Alaska Thunderfuck
Stevie
Jonathan Goldstein
Guy
Kelly Mantle
Marmalade/Lewis
Thomas Ochoa
Olive
