Griffin Dunne
Bert Uttanzi
Ellen Greene
Annette Uttanzi
Kelly Bishop
Mrs. Aramis
Carey Lowell
Janet Anderson
Kim Flowers
Corazon
Bill Raymond
Humphrey
David Alan Grier
Peter Conklin
Kara Glover
Juliette
Rocco Sisto
Art Strong
Nancy Giles
Martella
Robert LaSardo
Tony
Craig T. Nelson
Peter Aramis
Mark Linn-Baker
Him (voice)
Jarrod Gormick
Bert Jr.
