Kevin Farley
Michael Malone
Kelsey Grammer
General George S. Patton
Leslie Nielsen
Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Trace Adkins
Angel of Death
Robert Davi
Aziz
Geoffrey Arend
Mohammed
Travis Schuldt
Josh
Jon Voight
President George Washington
James Woods
Todd Grosslight
Dennis Hopper
Judge Clarence Henderson
Kevin Sorbo
George Mulrooney
Bill O'Reilly
Himself
David Alan Grier
Rastus Malone
Gary Coleman
Slave
