Bobby Ciraldo
Hamlet
Robert Richard Jorge
Claudius
Andrew Swant
Horatio
Dustin Diamond
Bernardo
Mark Metcalf
Speedy McSpitty
Majel Barrett
Queen Robot (voice)
Trace Beaulieu
Evil Robot (voice)
Kevin Murphy
King Robot (voice)
Kumar Pallana
Kumar of India
Mark Borchardt
Gravedigger
Gregg Turkington
Osric (as Neil Hamburger)
Mike Schank
Gravedigger's Friend
Michael Q. Schmidt
Officer Norton
Tay Zonday
Laertes (voice)
