Keith Allen
Roy Brush
Peter Richardson
Kevin
Antony Sher
Scum Editor
Chris Hargreaves
Leslie
Nigel Planer
Club Chairman/Waiter
Paul Moriarty
Club Manager
Simon McBurney
Mick
Sara Stockbridge
Janet
Robert Carwithen
Terry
Phil Cornwell
Jimmy Twizzle/Wiggy
William Armstrong
Sports Presenter
Sandra Voe
Roy's Mother
Martha Ross
Leslie's Mother
Mark Caven
Dick Wibbly
