Trey Teufel
Smarmy CEO
Christian S. Anderson
Douchey Competitor
April Brooks
Bubbly Receptionist
Patrick Hancock
Mr. Coverdale
Timothy Hornor
Howard Zitter
Elisabeth Kiernan Averick
Jamie
Melissa Strauss
VP of Marketing
Madeline Wager
Depressed Interviewer
Jason Banks
Theodore Rose
Ryan Pratt
Bernard (voice)
Jack Zullo
Sketchy Janitor
