Seth Landau
Jonathan
Tony Todd
The Narrator
George Wendt
Mr. Flynn
Tiffany Shepis
Cindy
Daniel Roebuck
Professor Spine
Chuck Williams
Sheridan
Brinke Stevens
Evil Nurse
Lloyd Kaufman
Jonathan's Helper
Jeff Dylan Graham
Josh
Candy Stanton
Nicole
Tori King
Linda
Bobby Slayton
Interviewer
Tom Noga
Frenchette
Jilon VanOver
Brody
