Valerie Edmond
Sarah
Gerard Butler
Sam
Valerie Gogan
Charlotte
James Cosmo
Frank
Danny Nussbaum
Jude
Carl Proctor
Barry
Dilys Miller
Mary
Ron Guthrie
Robin
Michael Murray
Market stall holder
Lori Manningham
Michelangelo - Frank's dog
Hugh Wilson
Frank's false teeth
Robin Galloway
Shirley(voice) (as Robyn Calloway)
Oscar Fullane
Chef (as Oscar Fullone)
Simon Tickner
Chef
