David Johansen
Officer Gunther Toody
John C. McGinley
Officer Francis Muldoon
Fran Drescher
Velma Velour
Nipsey Russell
Police Captain Dave Anderson
Rosie O'Donnell
Lucille Toody
Daniel Baldwin
Don Motti
Jeremy Piven
Herbert Hortz
Bobby Collins
Carlo (as Bobby C. Collins)
Louis Di Bianco
Nicco
Al Lewis
Leo Schnauzer
Barbara Hamilton
Mrs. Muldoon
Eliza Roberts
Boys in Blue Director (as Eliza Garrett)
Rik Colitti
Sgt. Abrams
Penn Jillette
Luther
