Ezra Buzzington
Hate
Jason Mewes
Ned
Lauren Walsh
Love
Jack Forcinito
Sonny
Monique Parent
Selma
Timothy Muskatell
Poot
Ricardo Gray
Cleb
Felissa Rose
Realtor
Alexis Zibolis
Jenna
Ted Prior
Danton
Tommy Pistol
Mike (as Aramis Sartorio)
Joanna Angel
Candy
Alissa Koenig
Waitress
Melanie Doyle
Erma
