Ian Williams
Mark
Thomas Arklie
Simon
Gordon Alexander
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Dillie Keane
Siobban
Nicholas Harrison
Siobhan's First Lover
Ian McKellen
Quilt Documentary Narrator (voice)
Sinitta
Caroline Munro
Mrs. Pignon
Paul Cottingham
1st Poxy Shirt Lifter
Lloyd T. Williams
Bodybuilder
Robert Sturtz
Chris
Benjamin Sterz
Man in Gym
Tony Slattery
Terry
Brian Carter
Leather Man
